Hear that on repeat at least three times before you proceed any further. It’s of utmost importance. The importance of you doing that can’t be overstated. The mission if you choose to accept is to follow everything I say.
Last Saturday evening, lord lord lord
Last Saturday evening, lord lord lord
I went to the stadium, lord lord lord
I went to the stadium, lord lord lord
And I took along my placard, lord lord lord
I took along my placard, lord lord lord
Along came Jesus, lord lord lord
Along came Jesus, lord lord lord
So I picked up my placard, lord lord lord
And he hit one over, lord lord lord
He was bowled soon after, lord lord lord
But he had done enough, lord lord lord
He came on to bowl, lord lord lord
And he took a wicket first up, lord lord lord
He took another wicket, lord lord lord
And he took another wicket, lord lord lord
The main batsmen were all gone, lord lord lord
And he took some more catches, lord lord lord
I went home happy, lord lord lord
I went home happy, lord lord lord
That’s the story of big Ben Stokes, lord lord lord
That’s the story of big Ben Stokes, lord loooord looooorrrrd.
Now stare at the photo while listening to this song.