Dosage Negotiations

I’ll take my vaccine only if it comes in pumpkin flavor with a free ice-cream and a free donut and a free beer. Along with that, I’ll also like a free lottery ticket; a make-a-wish wish; a guest role on Better Call Saul; a season’s ticket to a Red Sox championship winning year – each year they don’t win, I get the pass for the next; a seat at Harvard, the course is the Dean’s choice; an invite to the Oscars; a producer credit on the new Ryan Gosling movie; an invitation to a State Dinner at the White House; the treasure map behind the constitution; the contract for the Central Vista project; a casino on the Vegas strip; a free one year Netflix subscription; a trip to Branson’s Island.

Capiche?

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