I changed the theme of the blog (once again) and in the process of doing so, felt compelled to update it. Excuses aside, i came across a weird thing today whilst browsing. Did you know that Megan Fox plays the role of Saint Teresa albeit only for a fake trailer for a movie inside a movie “How to lose friends and alienate people”
Anyway, the concept of Megan Fox playing a “sexed-up Mother Teresa in an NC-17-rated film” got me thinking and, just like that an extra-ordinarily contentious theory cropped up, about which i now have the patience not to elaborate but will find some some fine day and by god, i intend to offend at least some of the truly Devout* that day.
Coming back to the present day and putting aside the devilishly brilliant to-be-portrayed canvas, have you ever considered the word “Brochure”. It sounds and spells ‘all Business and formal’ and demands the entries to be likewise too. However, if brochure was to be spelled “Broucher” the following entries might have had a chance of making it
Description 1 (for an amateur college Reporting Event):-
Do you gulp gossip down like a glass of ale and go about vomiting on everyone ? Well, that’s disgusting but this event makes it look ethical and you reporting committal. So grab a pen and rush out to the nearest bookstore to get that scribbling pad for there won’t be any (remaining) when the event comes calling this…. (the name of the college fest goes here).
All that you need to do is to register and go about gossip hunting. If we find your bounty size-able, we assure you a boot full of prizes.
Why Broucher material? The “vomit” term, no matter how natural, can never make into a “serious brochure”
Description 2 ( for a quizzing event on movies and prime-time T.V series):-
Are you the kind of person who takes pride from the amount of inside information on movies and prime-time series? If yes, then there’s only one way to prove your haughtiness. The game’s gonna hit the screens this Felicity and by george, breaking prison would look like a child’s play when compared to this titanic quizzing event which might make you feel all lost and home alone if you leave your game behind.
Caution:- You might require more than just a cheerleader to save your world (read pride) as we promise to leave it all shaken and stirred. Oh yeah one more thing, it’s gonna be de -wait for it- lightful
Why Broucher material? Even though the word ‘Vomit’ doesn’t feature here, the passage is ridiculously and obnoxiously titular.
p.s 1:- The word “Devout” has been used as a noun even though it isn’t one. It would have been okay in a world of brouchers but alas, we live in a world of brochures and ‘Wren and Martin’.
p.s 2:- This happens to be the 100th post and i certainly didn’t try to make it any special. That sums up the essence of this blog actually- No one other than yours truly is shown as special 😀
p.s 3:- The title should have been the other way round